You got to love a girl who is so easy and optimistic that she comes to the bar ready to hook up in her pajamas. At that point do you even need to deal with the small talk or try to buy her a drink or just cut the crap and get to the point?
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Tight Pants
Friday, December 4, 2009
Why...why...why must our fans embarrass the hell out of us?
Let's Fight.
I hate cancer just as much as the next guy, but when I saw this I had to laugh. It's so perfectly placed at work so that when anyone walks in it is eye level and they have to pass it everyday. The event took place over three and a half months ago and no one has taken it down which leads me to believe everybody there thinks its just as funny as I do.
Does anyone else feel a draft?
It's been said time and time again that Halloween is the one day a year girls can dress extremely slutty and get away with it. Well you give this girl an inch and she'll take a mile. How did she describe her costume to her friends? Something like, "I think I am going as a pantless whore this year. Let's be honest my pants will probably be left at his house when his wife comes home in the morning anyway."
"So Many Many Reasons It's So Mmm Mm Good!"
Takin' Care of Business
I think she may have sharted a tattoo...
No 'Reservation'
Bump It
No Shirt, No Shoes...Disgusting.
While stopping to have lunch at Wendy's one afternoon this summer I had the privilege of sitting near this lovely couple. Evidently after a long day of using meth and running through the neighbors sprinkler you can work up quite an appetite. No need to change or put on a shirt or shoes to eat in public we'll just go as is. It's also apparent the staff at Wendy's is just as ignorant too for serving them.
Ho'Made Capri Pants
Whoever thinks you need to travel to New York, Paris, or London to see latest fashion trends couldn't be more wrong. Just off Hardin Valley I saw what could be the next big thing in women's pants home made capri pants. While waiting in line to pay for my gas the lady in front of me had her ass in the air for a minute. However when she stood up I noticed that her pants were no more. They were in fact capri's. Dont be surprised if this trend spreads like wild fire through out trailer parks first before it makes its way to fashion week.
The Traveling Mower
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