This guys pants are so tight that if he farted he'd blow his shoes off. Not to mention they are way tighter than his girlfriends and her crack problem.
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Friday, December 4, 2009
Why...why...why must our fans embarrass the hell out of us?
Dude, you're not on the team nor have you ever been on the team. So quit wearing the 'authentic' jersey you bought at Wal-Mart. Oh and also there's this thing that respectable people in society learned in Elementary school. It's called color coordination. Google it.
Let's Fight.
I hate cancer just as much as the next guy, but when I saw this I had to laugh. It's so perfectly placed at work so that when anyone walks in it is eye level and they have to pass it everyday. The event took place over three and a half months ago and no one has taken it down which leads me to believe everybody there thinks its just as funny as I do.
Does anyone else feel a draft?
It's been said time and time again that Halloween is the one day a year girls can dress extremely slutty and get away with it. Well you give this girl an inch and she'll take a mile. How did she describe her costume to her friends? Something like, "I think I am going as a pantless whore this year. Let's be honest my pants will probably be left at his house when his wife comes home in the morning anyway."
"So Many Many Reasons It's So Mmm Mm Good!"
I am so regretting not leaving my number on her car, because it's this kind of girl that you want to take home to mom.
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