Got Beads?

Here is a lady who was persistent that a band at the music festival in Asheville, NC called Bele Chere sign her stomach. After much persistence she acquired two signatures then turning to me asking for mine as well. HELL NO!! Notice the shirt has the appropriate saying "Got Beads?" Let's just say the shirt level didn't stop there.

White Trash and Vampires

I wish I had had a camera for this post because it was one of the better conversations I have heard in a while. It took place in an unnamed parking lot in the Southern United States and went something like this.

"I am finally gettin my ring after five years. Yeah he's gettin me the exact replica of what Bella had in Twilight. He was hintin that he was going to get the $3500 one. I told him not to fool with it. I don't see any sense in diamonds no how. And you know the $35 one is still cast in real yellow gold"

I know this is a deviation from the usual blog postings, but I couldn't resist not putting this up. The fact I hear conversations and see people like I do is making me start to question where I hang out. Pictured is the $34.99 replica ring in "real yella gold".