My first thought when seeing this was, "Holy shit. Please don't move so I can take your picture." The immediate one after that was, "How do you not feel 20 yards of fabric shoved up the crack of your ass?" Never in the history of wedgies has one ass tried to consume so much fabric. Which I really don't get because it looks well fed and also looks like it sustained some hail damage in the recent storms.Is there a point when there is so much fat in the body that it overcomes the nerve endings?
