The Golden Corral of Ass

My first thought when seeing this was, "Holy shit. Please don't move so I can take your picture." The immediate one after that was, "How do you not feel 20 yards of fabric shoved up the crack of your ass?" Never in the history of wedgies has one ass tried to consume so much fabric. Which I really don't get because it looks well fed and also looks like it sustained some hail damage in the recent storms.

Is there a point when there is so much fat in the body that it overcomes the nerve endings?

At least it was organic.

Judging by his size I would say two things. The first being that it doesn't seem like it would take much convincing to get him to eat anything and the second being I am sure that has to be the healthiest thing he has eaten in years.

How about tappin' Hooked On Phonics instead of the Rockies?

Me and my friend Morgan stumbled across this act of dumbassery at a friends wedding a few months ago. This particular entry stupefies me because Coors Light is one of the top 3 largest beers in America and with spelling like this I am sure the guy has to be drinking mass amounts of it on the front porch of his trailer. I guess I could probably dismiss his spelling of it because Coors hasn't saturated the NASCAR market as much as Budweiser. I could only imagine how incorrectly the shit for brains redneck would misspell Budweiser.