Got Beads?

Here is a lady who was persistent that a band at the music festival in Asheville, NC called Bele Chere sign her stomach. After much persistence she acquired two signatures then turning to me asking for mine as well. HELL NO!! Notice the shirt has the appropriate saying "Got Beads?" Let's just say the shirt level didn't stop there.

White Trash and Vampires

I wish I had had a camera for this post because it was one of the better conversations I have heard in a while. It took place in an unnamed parking lot in the Southern United States and went something like this.

"I am finally gettin my ring after five years. Yeah he's gettin me the exact replica of what Bella had in Twilight. He was hintin that he was going to get the $3500 one. I told him not to fool with it. I don't see any sense in diamonds no how. And you know the $35 one is still cast in real yellow gold"

I know this is a deviation from the usual blog postings, but I couldn't resist not putting this up. The fact I hear conversations and see people like I do is making me start to question where I hang out. Pictured is the $34.99 replica ring in "real yella gold".

Hook Up Ready

You got to love a girl who is so easy and optimistic that she comes to the bar ready to hook up in her pajamas. At that point do you even need to deal with the small talk or try to buy her a drink or just cut the crap and get to the point?

Tight Pants

This guys pants are so tight that if he farted he'd blow his shoes off. Not to mention they are way tighter than his girlfriends and her crack problem.

Why...why...why must our fans embarrass the hell out of us?

Dude, you're not on the team nor have you ever been on the team. So quit wearing the 'authentic' jersey you bought at Wal-Mart. Oh and also there's this thing that respectable people in society learned in Elementary school. It's called color coordination. Google it.

C'mon Ride The Train...

"Sorry I'm late it's hell trying to park a train downtown."

Eeek!! A Rat!!!

Somebody put out a trap I think I just saw a rat's tail.